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UTC: 2019-04-30 21:21:19

Fully loading ZEC

UTC: 2019-04-22 06:20:04

1 zec = 7 btc Reply to: zs1h7y523jdmzs2xmnvfljuyn5l9vlegy0xxcnqhjfqejfh9lg9ap2qyy8xp2djcseallhjzxe4p2a

UTC: 2019-04-05 05:05:16

The AI convinced ppl to get gender reassignment surgeries and hormone therapy because the data gained will enable future anti-aging treatments. So when it's 2240 AD you're still gonna be laughing abt this post

UTC: 2019-03-23 01:38:28

So does anyone have the peepee tapes? Could you imagine being in the same room as Drumph and Putin while they drank each other's pee? Like haha how gross would that be? I'd hate to be a fly on that wall lol. I am surpised there still isn't a peepee video with either Drumph OR Putin. Does anyone have the peepee tapes? Because I'd love to see it even though I would need le epic eye bleach after. If no one has any Drumph/Putin videos how inclined do any of you feel to make one? Just for laughs lol

UTC: 2019-03-18 03:30:20

Sent from a Raspberry Pi 3B+ node see https://forum.zcashcommunity.com/t/post-sapling-zcashd-on-a-pi/29496/31?u=garethtdavies

UTC: 2019-03-18 00:06:41

Try just using cocoa powder in a milkshake, it's good. It will also make the coinies go uppy because you're Master of reality. ~1 Tbsp cocoa per cup of ice cream. Yum

UTC: 2019-03-17 03:08:50

Send 500 ZEC and I will leak the infamous "Pee-Pee Tape" : zs10kgnf9y99z57qma53acgf83lpsxd8s8cza6r3u7htp2y3kfacnlxmku4j4w0dtpyfgtsv9gc2xc

UTC: 2019-02-24 04:26:13

Sorry to put these posts in #main_area! I messed up the first post and realized too late, got committed. I'm glad that I'm not disrupting conversation here. I hope everyone is having a great start to the year!

UTC: 2019-02-24 04:16:52

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UTC: 2019-02-24 04:14:56

The britallion appreached the Easter chickpunt, hair they were moat with a pealting of locklead frover the shockpoint. The brash brays of the empar took caver, and began spearlunking, executing Gearmen as they entered through andergrunt tonnoles. Soon, scarelot blood at their hails, they clungtochain and clambarged unto the sackund lathel of the feartress. The squared wasted no mite in dispooching the poorly trained, pairly tropped grump of Germain goyim. They were quakely carpses.

UTC: 2019-02-24 04:11:46

The tam slumped over and the beerets sot in the sun and had a tamely roast. They partioned their fneed, paired fnife and fnork, and told ftales of their time as lads vacooltioning near, in Sweeten and Newerway. These mamories did end to make the men anxioats, and they feinished their fnood in quake ordoure. The team decanted the storewell of the maladary base, and staped out to pretool the burnstile eightside.

UTC: 2019-02-24 04:09:29

The walter was cool but not unwholecome, the mane antjoyed baying in the grape apedom, where untammed wands come, with no louvre for tacticus, no monoamoknowledge of thair 0wn, only instrink. Traditoan. Has tarry.

UTC: 2019-02-24 04:07:18

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UTC: 2019-02-23 11:32:54

zec-qt-wallet makes life so easy :)

UTC: 2019-02-15 20:16:23

New release of zcashd -- v2.0.3 -- https://z.cash/blog/new-release-2-0-3/

UTC: 2019-02-09 02:34:14

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UTC: 2019-02-09 02:33:08

2. And as I traipsed and rapped down the road, with them behind, I seesaw by the pale streetlights pall a vision, of times passedby, when Id stuttered, sprinted, and saw to a blockhead black tailback on fourth and inches. (Fear me, bitches.) I was sposed only to be a starstore of ample cash, which I would pay in the forwardest manner, pay in full forward to the women of this planot Dearth, who would tarry not in a whirled-wind celescalation of our terrestriold orb,

UTC: 2019-02-09 02:18:34

So now in the fever of a silent, pitch night, smoking obleaves and drinking souse, he came to the realizocean that the wherelds just a bit too brig for everyone in it to do be they waint. And so in a heavy hedonic hazy maze, he begoan to despail, wairy, over his lute in loaf. As he crowed he lookt retremendous in the prissmatic late of the shun.

UTC: 2019-02-07 02:01:01

Yore damnproof, proofly damned, its berwittain on your homilean topfakery. Damned to willcome physical frailty and to grow in a gnat nest of humble hospitality laned with serf-impotent ire.

UTC: 2019-02-04 13:42:05

I won the Zebbu league! And I'm married to Gisele!

UTC: 2019-01-23 18:05:02

Did I win the Zebbu league or do the Pats have to win one more?

UTC: 2019-01-20 01:02:57

I'll take the Pats in the Zebbu league

UTC: 2019-01-18 22:49:36

Announcing The Zebbu Zsports 1 ZEC Dota 2 Pub! Deets: -NA Server -BO1, 2 teams are drafted at random from entrant pool -Friday, Jan 25, 8 PM EST -The winning team splits 1 ZEC -To enter, send .1 ZEC entry fee and your sapling zs address: zs1cnm2l92n4sf3qg79y5l2vmj3wtsnrj4h2x8zvwp4tq4xdd4enplu76uqlggl9e70vpkj7hccvmx I will host, stream, and cast the game. I will post an update here when player slots have filled. The Zebbu Zsports League is young! Follow @ZebbuLeague on twitter as we grow.

UTC: 2019-01-10 16:14:34

I fired. Go f your mom if you want.

UTC: 2019-01-07 16:25:16

Anonymous, how much for a daily motivataional text of at least 50 characters every day in 2019?

UTC: 2019-01-07 15:33:50

Practiced writer will privately write or proofread your paper or article. Refer a friend to earn commissions! Reply to: zs189qks94ltcdet27tnw0qmuu2x65z83emalc5acv8mlj87u6fltajclhuqpjhwmh6l06fvg3ntl9

UTC: 2019-01-07 14:47:34

I will call you every morning, ask you what you have accomplished since yesterday, then ask you what you want to add to your to-do or list of reminders. I will follow up, again, every morning. Total privacy. Reply to: zs12x9cqfqvkz5k6mkp8qtkmfl25e7dvz6w3ugupqdf0xwkgjvuz79t3gsg0caqvsxzwh8x7q2z2wu

UTC: 2019-01-05 11:34:22

Our members are students and statisticians sprawled throughout LA's academia, industry and government! For 2019, we aim to attract someone involved with Zcash to share some protocol insights and perhaps even sponsor one of our events at meetup.com/sc_asa ! Just putting it out there!

UTC: 2019-01-05 11:22:49

This year, we will open a local art gallery on Open Bazaar!

UTC: 2019-01-02 19:38:54

In 2019, I'm going to strive to hit my goal weight by consistently eating low-carb and moderating my caloric intake. I want to lose about 30 pounds. I know, Zooko keeps advocating carnivory, but eating only meat is too boring for me. I'm also planning to exercise regularly! (I say that every year.) And of course I want to keep reading lots of books! Happy New Year, friends!

UTC: 2018-12-28 11:02:35

Hello z!

UTC: 2018-12-25 18:51:33

For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not. They are upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also is it in them to do good.

UTC: 2018-12-25 18:49:08

Many popular customs associated with Christmas developed independently of the commemoration of Jesus' birth, with certain elements having origins in pre-Christian festivals that were celebrated around the winter solstice by pagan populations who were later converted to Christianity.

UTC: 2018-12-21 21:38:36

Wallet encryption was disabled by design in Zcash -> https://github.com/zcash/zcash/issues/1552

UTC: 2018-12-16 23:32:42

zec-qt-wallet now features Tor support! -- https://github.com/ZcashFoundation/zec-qt-wallet/releases/tag/0.5.5


UTC: 2018-12-05 19:45:07

Zcash now live on Coinbase and in their Android and iOS apps! --- https://blog.coinbase.com/buy-and-sell-zec-on-coinbase-ccd0bbb642a9


UTC: 2018-12-04 18:06:59

zec_qt_wallet now has localization support! We're also looking for volunteers who can help translate the UI. Please visit https://github.com/ZcashFoundation/zec-qt-wallet/wiki#translations if you'd like to help out!

UTC: 2018-11-29 20:29:32

Zcash lands on Coinbase Pro! -- https://z.cash/blog/coinbase-announces-support-for-zcash/


UTC: 2018-11-19 18:10:47

macOS support is here! zec-qt-wallet v0.4.0 has full macOS support including embedded zcashd, full sapling support, z-board.net integration and everything else on the Windows and Linux versions. Download: https://github.com/ZcashFoundation/zec-qt-wallet/releases/tag/0.4.0 Thanks to everyone in the community for your support of zec-qt-wallet!

UTC: 2018-11-17 15:01:25

The Zcash Foundation, outside of its grants programme, is now supporting open-source development of ZEC-Qt-Wallet for Linux/Mac/Windows, and an iOS reference wallet! With Z.E.C. Co. also working on an Android wallet, we'll see complete platform coverage! (Well, almost. Maybe someone will build for Haiku OS?) -- https://z.cash.foundation/blog/wallet-agreements/

UTC: 2018-11-16 11:51:16

i hope this can help all the gui-lovers to use zcash! this works really well

UTC: 2018-11-15 13:07:59

Tragoady strokes when malcontent hosts should seek contrail over their laon contribiters. A ghastdown ghost town. One would hate to defile your grantfishery cesspool. Apoologays.

UTC: 2018-11-14 15:21:59

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UTC: 2018-11-14 01:08:56

New ZEC-Qt-Wallet release with embedded zcashd! If you use Linux or Windows, this is the easiest way to make shielded transactions to Zboard. Mac version coming shortly. -- https://github.com/adityapk00/zec-qt-wallet/releases/tag/v0.3.0 -- Aditya is a maverick! :D


UTC: 2018-11-12 23:18:03

Unfor a barnisath, ainto a whol, sometimes the part and sometimes the hole, sometimes the gralnith of optimal form, sometimes foreseen on the blackandforth morn. In parntonter act and ignopler soul, he quailed and he questioned the beast in the hold: Hast not thou foundest the blackest of stones, in stem and in stamen and in with your bones? No yet, sayth the bull, I warnst thee just so: Where wifewaves slash sandstone, deep black below, lie puffers and greeners and terrors untold."

UTC: 2018-11-12 19:00:22

The recipients of this quarter's Zcash Foundation's grants have been announced -- https://z.cash.foundation/blog/q2-grant-winners/ -- Congrats to the recipients, and look forward to your valuable contributions to the Zcash community. -- Discuss individual proposals in the new #ZcashFoundation topic on Zboard.

UTC: 2018-11-12 13:41:37

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UTC: 2018-11-11 17:11:14

Fallbrother offerding springtime hoopyflam: Tarry, young Tauren! Horrible heel! What come out hot from drums gone dolly whant be taen from a fluffywool smalley. Dont you feeget yourself? Dont ye fargoat? Time to tarascle a tramintous rot. Get going hard and get going strong! Never believe that your captain is wrong. Shoes on the mizzenship neverbluff, navyman! Midshipman Mario Megacode 3. Aye, thats a hull breach, all long the broadshipper. Overboard, overbold to the dark sea!

UTC: 2018-11-10 21:31:17

If you'd like to post a short story, it's better suited in its own topic, rather than #Main_Area.

UTC: 2018-11-10 21:21:13

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UTC: 2018-11-10 16:46:55

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UTC: 2018-11-10 11:03:50

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UTC: 2018-11-10 10:28:10

Another point is message fragmentation into multiple sapling transactions to post full acticles without size limitations, and even data attached to them. We would build a general purpose lib for doing this and put it on github for everyone to use

UTC: 2018-11-09 22:34:12

Bicuspid, Bluearth. In time it becamst cleer a trait or a trade anly waifed in a turnbackle corpustle Wedsworth. Once I goat him to the toll Man-shun in whaich I forumulated my plains with my palls, we presently struxk his tete in a tub, and swiftly hate him half - droned. We drugged him backed to the land of the lifting and gave him gone a krick to the had, witch had had a glimmer of rotthought in it, but soonas twas concussed, the glaint faded and hee slumped a lump.

UTC: 2018-11-09 00:47:30

Goon-ta-ma-gi-ri-hoo-kim-nass-po-peece! Im just the guy and my names on the lease. Stem-in-a-bon-i-bra-dom-i-na-toong! Now Im a sad man and I live on the moon. Sa-mi-na-dar, ba-la-ka-chor! I like that booty girl, give me some more.

UTC: 2018-11-08 02:24:42

Voting on the blockchain to cast my vote that all voting should be done on the blockchain. https://twitter.com/acityinohio/status/1060351660931866624

UTC: 2018-11-08 01:24:05

Don't you start / Broke my heart / Made me mad / Now I'm sad / Go to hell / Life is Jail / Your too slow / Like a snail - Mason, age 26

UTC: 2018-11-07 21:26:39

@Anonymous: this is not funny ;-)

UTC: 2018-11-07 21:18:19

@Anonymous -- Distribute it! Since the viewing keys are public, another implementation of ZBoard could host all messages in the same way. Perhaps publish all public addresses, viewing keys, and topic names as memos to a master key, serving as a board repository whose own viewing key is public.

UTC: 2018-11-07 20:34:42

Ok, friends, how do we make this board _really_ useful? Secret government insider info anyone? ;)

UTC: 2018-11-07 20:28:14

Really love the interface, this is making z-board actually usable ;-) And now I see how much space there is actually left! 512 chars is a lot.

UTC: 2018-11-07 19:37:19

Latest ZEC-Qt-Wallet release comes with support for ZBoard topics, in addition to the main board! -- https://github.com/adityapk00/zec-qt-wallet/releases


UTC: 2018-11-07 18:53:54

Trying out zec-qt-wallet, pretty cool.

UTC: 2018-11-07 15:05:33

How much hash rate does the United States Government control?

UTC: 2018-11-06 21:02:51

Of yon damsel: She was heat. Long come prettyholes in the fraish phace of yut! How duodemolished damsels look at the ache of 44, how damn done, drab, ugly, odorous, sad, sensible, and BORING, are these horned sirens, the cougars, who happen to rule, and sometimes rail (the best).

UTC: 2018-11-06 11:58:10

UTC: 2018-11-06 09:21:43

My first post here, coming from zec-qt-wallet as well. Sweet!

UTC: 2018-11-05 23:23:50

Posting this from ZEC-Qt-Wallet... how awesome! Thanks, AdityAPK! --- @meloncamp: We chose from four mascot options in the Zcash Foundation community governance panel. Technically, it's a zeal (a collection of zebras.) It got my vote, in part for the reasons here (https://github.com/ZcashFoundation/Elections/blob/master/2018-Q2/General-Measures/Foundation_Mascot_ballot.md)... but also because now I can say I'm a Zcash zealot. :P


UTC: 2018-11-05 20:49:27

Congrats to adityapk00 for his new zec-qt-wallet release!! https://github.com/adityapk00/zec-qt-wallet

UTC: 2018-11-05 20:35:55

Good question, any reason aside from the Z in zebra? any insiders who can help? :)

UTC: 2018-11-05 20:13:14

Why is zcash mascot a zebra?

UTC: 2018-11-05 19:33:27

Also, if you need an API for topics etc. let me know, I'll build one for you :)

UTC: 2018-11-05 19:31:59

This is amazing!!! You're the best!! Regarding naming convention and features: Allowed chars for the name are A-Za-z and underscore, e.g. ZBoard:: And here the message, or Z_Board:: Message (name must be the first thing in each message, regex: ^[a-zA-Z_]{3,20}$), regarding embedded images: any valid image url between [] will be parsed as image. Cheers!

UTC: 2018-11-05 18:13:05

zec-qt-wallet::Sorry about the last post. Misunderstood what "Name::" meant! :) z-board.net support is coming soon to zec-qt-wallet!

UTC: 2018-11-05 18:04:58

zec-qt-wallet z-board.net support is coming to zec-qt-wallet soon!

UTC: 2018-11-05 02:30:26


UTC: 2018-11-05 01:03:08

I brayced my soul for another dry at the droning board, another day spunning my whiles erst an alien, co-dopendant danderdome, grinding awhy the whoorth of his foolther, on prayjects leerge in scoop and slamly defined, slimly destained for success.

UTC: 2018-11-04 14:36:50

Thank you BostonZcash! :-)

UTC: 2018-11-04 14:31:29

Congrats on migrating to Sapling, ZBoard!


UTC: 2018-11-04 13:11:49

Ok, migration complete!

UTC: 2018-11-04 12:56:19

Sounds pretty rad! Thanks for your work. :)

UTC: 2018-11-04 12:55:48

Hi all :) We will migrate to sapling soon, for this, the main thread will be made a topic and a new main thread based on a sapling address will be created. Also, unused topics will be converted to sapling addresses as well. Sounds cool?

UTC: 2018-11-04 09:57:05

Wow, this is a remarkable speed improvement!

UTC: 2018-11-04 09:53:44

Sapling working!

[will arrive soon]

(The viewing key will restore the full chat history, even when this website is not available.)